popcentric:

Imma let you finish, but Kim Kardashian dating Kanye West is the greatest ego-trip of a celeb hookup OF ALL TIME. That shit cray. It’s obviously been in the works for awhile, but they went on an official, media-approved date, so now we can discuss. And, in a burst of publicity genius, Kanye just put out a song in which he mentions falling for Kim “around the same time she fell in love with him.” It’s like Yeezy just offered a lyrical explanation for the two of them going to see The Hunger Games. This development does pose some particularly important questions though:
1) Just how big of a publicity stunt is this?2) Is Kanye really able to love someone other than Kanye?3) Is Kim actually going to date a non-athlete?4) Why would Kim start publicly dating Kanye while estranged manchild Kris Humphries is telling anyone who will listen that he has proof that she cheated on him…probably with Kanye?! 5) If Kris does get cut from the Nets, can we just assume ‘Ye got Jay to do it?6) How is this going to work when Kim starts filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians in Every Major City Across the Universe again?7) What does Khloe think?8) What does Bruce think?9) How long will it take Mama Kris to start hounding Kanye to cough up a ring?10) Will they get married at the mall? Does Kim eat fish fillet? Did she meet him in the bathroom stall? And show him why she deserves to have it allllll?11) Will Dash start selling Kanye’s label?12) Will PETA flour-bomb Kanye now? Apparently his mink is dragging on the floor.13) Would Kim date him if his name didn’t start with a ‘K’?14) If Kim gets to start hanging out with Beyonce, where should I go to shoot myself?15) I would pay to watch Kanye bond with Scott Disick. Not a question. Just a fact.

FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ!

popcentric:

Imma let you finish, but Kim Kardashian dating Kanye West is the greatest ego-trip of a celeb hookup OF ALL TIME. That shit cray. It’s obviously been in the works for awhile, but they went on an official, media-approved date, so now we can discuss. And, in a burst of publicity genius, Kanye just put out a song in which he mentions falling for Kim “around the same time she fell in love with him.” It’s like Yeezy just offered a lyrical explanation for the two of them going to see The Hunger Games. This development does pose some particularly important questions though:

1) Just how big of a publicity stunt is this?
2) Is Kanye really able to love someone other than Kanye?
3) Is Kim actually going to date a non-athlete?
4) Why would Kim start publicly dating Kanye while estranged manchild Kris Humphries is telling anyone who will listen that he has proof that she cheated on him…probably with Kanye?! 
5) If Kris does get cut from the Nets, can we just assume ‘Ye got Jay to do it?
6) How is this going to work when Kim starts filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians in Every Major City Across the Universe again?
7) What does Khloe think?
8) What does Bruce think?
9) How long will it take Mama Kris to start hounding Kanye to cough up a ring?
10) Will they get married at the mall? Does Kim eat fish fillet? Did she meet him in the bathroom stall? And show him why she deserves to have it allllll?
11) Will Dash start selling Kanye’s label?
12) Will PETA flour-bomb Kanye now? Apparently his mink is dragging on the floor.
13) Would Kim date him if his name didn’t start with a ‘K’?
14) If Kim gets to start hanging out with Beyonce, where should I go to shoot myself?
15) I would pay to watch Kanye bond with Scott Disick. Not a question. Just a fact.

FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ!

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